Eschew You 1.4

People who use the high importance feature in emails. Hey, do you know whats important? That I can read, and use what goddam judgement remains in my desensitized shell of a turd, consequence of pervasive maximum intensity. And also, the email automatically gets categorized into the “dickface” file and at the end of the year we fedex those a 20 oz Mr. Pibb bottle filled 3/4 with trucker piss.