Become a team mascot:
- Immediate & unfettered access to the troves
- No one can see what actually is going on within the marrow of that suit
And… The Pump and Dump!
Daryl is a handsome & muscular 25 yr old unregistered sex offender and a recently appointed team mascot. He is approached by his team owner Jodi Alan, who asks Daryl if he likes money and would like to have more. Yes^2!
The Pump – Jodi has a micro-cap side business (Deinøs Labs) that takes dinosaur bones and other rare animal artifacts which are synthesized into aging reversal creams, perfumes, and fancy water. Jodi colludes with Daryl to claim he is a 52 yr old retired attorney that utilizes the wondrous and magical products of Deinøs Labs. Jodi and Daryl waste no time taking advantage of team mascot Daryl’s unlimited access to the awe inspired public and media – Daryl is 52 and looks a ravishingly 25 when he takes off that silly bird head . He uses Deinøs. I want Deinøs products and I want shares NOW! The price of Deinøs shares goes from $0.02 to $5 overnight!
The Dump – Jodi and Daryl know this is short lived… people are going to find out quickly that Deinøs is total shit. But before they do, Jodi and Daryl (more quicklyer) sell (Dump) a huge amount of their shares $capitalizing$ on the hype (Pump). Post hoc ergo propter cock… The Pump and Dump.
RussianGoat 