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Pre-click Assumption:
- Casinos hate people that play the slot machines while holding a wireless mouse nano receiver, especially in the left hand with overgrown thumbnail.
Pre-click Research:
- We called the Staggering Wolf Casino at random (best name) to check the validity of our assumptions
- We spoke to Troy at the SWC to ask him about our assumptions
- Troy said that, though it would be creepy to sit in front of one of their slots and languidly fondle a nano receiver with a cocaine thumbnail, they would not hate you. Unless… you are selling the cocaine on their property. In that case you would need to share your cocaine with Troy or provide him 50% of the profit.
- Our Assumption – WRONG
Post-click Finding:
- It is an app you download to do online gambling on your mobile called Caesars Anas
Disappointment Level (1L – 10H):
- Though we were curious, we were not mystified with extreme high hopes. We give it a 2.
– Greg the Scientist
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