Whoa dude. Surfin the net bro… checking out what’s up with the legal & love woes of all the face tattooed chimos on tmz…. hey what’s this?
Pre-click Assumption:
- Holy shit! They have finally created a miniature tv/vcr powered by your iphone. Finally!
Pre-click Research:
- We watched the original Willy Wonka to verify our memory is accurate: that the miniaturization technology does indeed exist. It does exist, and has been around since at least 1971. Check
- However, we started thinking about the person getting transported into the television world and now it all makes sense – Instead of being transported into a tv; this device transports a miniature tv/vcr into you, via your butthole, with the iphone simply acting as the insertion handle. Yes!!! That’s it!
Post-click Finding:
- Drumroll………………………SHIT!
Disappointment Level (1L – 10H):
- 10. We really wanted to stick a miniature tv/vcr up our ass.
– Greg the Scientist
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