Hey Craig! What’s the WIFI bro? Is it still SilverChair420? Oh… the zero is an o at the end. Cool… Whoa dude the information super highway is 8 lanes, each direction, running level of service A. Stoked! Hey what’s this?
Pre-click Assumptions:
- The Germans have a secret that gives them some-type of advantage.
- When others find out about the secret, the Germans don’t like it and then;
- their skin and skull becomes transparent and the German brain turns Tron blue
- The secret has something to do with the number 17
Pre-click Research:
- We scheduled a Monday morning meeting in Yelm with Judy Zebra Knight to channel the spirit of Ramtha. However, we didn’t want to speak with Ramtha, we only wanted to use Ramtha to channel the spirit of Charles Spurgeon Why Spurgeon? – because we can and he is one of the original founders of DemonSnakeBeard. This process of channeling within a channel is a highly delicate and precarious technique called spiritual channel piggybacking (SCPB)
- Once the SCPB was in place, JZ’s blood pressure was around 220/180, so we didn’t have long.
- Spurgeon went into great detail on the significance of the number 17;
- “As Witnessed by the Ancient Chaldeans as the 8 pointed star of venus. This star is the channel for love and peace and promises the number 17 individual the will to rise up in spirit to the trials and difficulties of earlier life. This number is also highly psychic; those who fall under the energy of this number have clairvoyant abilities. But how it specifically relates to the Germa—“
- And then JZs eyes began to pop out of her head like at the end of Total Recall so we had to immediately end the SCPB
- Assumptions with Research: Inconclusive
Post-click Findings:
- Oh Shit! It’s a hearing aid. But we learned a lot and got to SCPB with JZ, Ramtha, and Spurgeon.
Disappointment Level (1L – 10H):
- Give it an 7. It would’ve been higher but we didn’t quite have a grasp on what to hope for
– Greg the Scientist
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