Dear Senator,
We’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and accept that some people may play cards at work sometimes. Ok…
Opinion: Playing cards at work sometimes is better than eating Arbys all the time.
Fact: “Overweight and obesity may increase the risk of many health problems, including diabetes, heart disease, and certain cancers”
Offer: Next time you need to go to the hospital, come on down to the Kazino instead and we’ll give you 15 free credits on the one-armed bandit, PLUS all you can eat buffet!!!
Sincerely,
– Gregory the Steambot Dragon
RussianGoat 