Duuuude it’s 4/30… This is the real date to get really super stoned! RGo did some serious research to sort out the basics behind the drug called “weed”.
Synonyms:
- Pot
- Herb
- Weed
- Buds
- Blaze
- Grass
- White Widow
- Ganja
- Dry High
- Astro Yurf
- Bhang
- Dagga
- Dope
- Hemp
- Chronic
- Home Grown
- J
- Mary Jane
- Reefer
- Roach
- Puff
- Texas Tea
Why:
People take drugs because they want to change something in their lives:
- To fit in
- To seem grown up
- To escape
- To relax
- To rebel
- To relieve boredom
- To experiment
- To impress potential sexual mates
Procurement Source:
- White guy with dreadlocks
- Asshole rich kid
- Sketchy poor kid
- Uncle
Deliverables:
- Lid: an ounce or less
- Matchbox: a small amount that usually comes in a cardboard matchbox
- Nickel bag: a small bag that sells for $5
- Dime bag: a small bag that sells for $10
- Quarter: a quarter ounce
- Brick: 2.2 pounds or one kilogram of tightly compacted marajuana
Administering:
Marijuana can be smoked as a cigarette (joint), but may also be smoked in a dry pipe or a water pipe known as a “bong.” It can also be mixed with food and eaten or brewed as tea. These are called “edibles”. Sometimes stoners open up cigars and remove the tobacco, replacing it with pot—called a “blunt.” Joints and blunts are sometimes laced with other, more powerful drugs, such as crack cocaine or PCP, aka “angel dust”.
Feeling:
When a person inhales the smoke from a joint or a pipe, the now “stoner” usually feels its effect within minutes. The immediate sensations—increased heart rate, lessened coordination and balance, and a “dreamy”, unreal state of mind—peak within the first 30 minutes. These short term effects usually wear off in two to three hours, but they could last longer, depending on how much the stoner takes, the potency of THC and the presence of other drugs added into the equation (perved).
Caution:
- A reporter for The New York Times ate a marijuana-infused candy bar and spent eight hours curled up in a “hallucinatory state.”
Hallucinatory States:
- A Colorado teen ate one serving of a marijuana- infused cookie—1/6 of a cookie. After 30 to 60 minutes he didn’t feel anything, so he ate the rest of the cookie. After the effects of the drugs kicked in, he jumped off a 4th floor balcony and DIED!
- A Washington man in a Seattle rock band got “perved” and inserted a drum stick into his anus after being dared by his bandmates. The dare was for only $5.
End Game:
- To reach the “Dream Eagle”
- Be nice and respectful to others and the planet
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