Negated Content 1.5

So we clicked to see the list and here are our findings:

1. There is no list per se
2. This guy is “The Full List”
3. His name is Brandon Choker with The Law Offices of Mr. Brandon Choker, P.S.

Choker puts the “Alpha” in Attorney

• Flat Top ✅
• [Nose to Lip] : [Lip to Chin] Ratio = 1 ✅
• Pressed suit (top half only) ✅ – his giant schlong covers the bottom half
• Territorial Urination ✅
• Cannibalism ✅

Conclusion: Mr. Choker is the Best Attorney in Issaquah!!