This year’s Gala was ok, however our most favorite celebrities have definitely peaked in their ability to bring anything actually creative to the table in their current living being. In the spirit of the LAME’s sybaritic lifestyle, we propose next years gala to go more further….
Next year’s event will mark the beginning of the rebirth cycle, open to only those celebrities who actually care about true fashion and the avant-garde. After the orgy, and dining on matsutake shrooms laced with almas caviar, the Greatness shall face the Carrousel and make the ultimate fashion statement: REINCARNATION!
Any runners will be immediately removed from circulation and placed in the eternal purgatory of an Uber operator or Trader Joes checker.
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