North Macedonia: Located just north Greece.
Benighted Postulations:
- The Macedonians were Greeks that had no sea legs.
- These sea legless Greeks migrated to the north to escape persecution from their seafarer brethren.
- In the process of migrating north, they became proficient in mobilizing & demobilizing tents, training animals, wearing silly costumes, and doing tricks.
- Once their legs got tired, they stopped, laid back, and looked up inside their tent. Voila!
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