Q: What do all these countries have in common?
- Bangladesh
- Cambodia
- Vietnam
- India
- Bhutan
- Thailand
- Indonesia
- Laos
- China
- Malaysia
- Russia
- Nepal
- Myanmar
A: Panthera tigris
What one doesn’t see in the list above is the City of Entiat, WA. Entiat doesn’t give a fuck.
Dear Cultivated Assholes –
We would like to take this opportunity to make ourselves clear:
- We claim mascot of animal from other side of planet
- It is not the Columbia River, it is Lake Entiat
- We praise Jesus in The Entiat Warehouse Church
- We take pride in defacing colossal crag egress landmark with bungled numeral graffiti
- Eat balls
Sincerely,
ENTIAT
P.S. On Friday, September 13 @ 7p, Wilbur-Creston shall be mauled by our defense and then eaten alive by our offense. We will give no quarter, resulting in complete loss of opponent life. We will then commandeer their yellow vessel and voyage to the Mill Bay for some cracking of Jenny’s tea cup. Arr!
RussianGoat 