Day 39 – Scott feels sudden urge to start banging on the microgravity glovebox in rhythmic type patterns
Day 66 – Scott’s rhythmic patterns and beating techniques become apparently more complicated and interesting
Day 73 – Scott modifies two sampling core rod tubes with thermal resistant wiring harness tape, creating high performance beating sticks
Day 109 – NASA grants approval for Scott to retrofit the microgravity glove box into a multi-surface drum kit
Day 111 – Scott experiments with vocal melodies to accompany his killer drum beats
Day 145 – Russian cosmonaut Mikhail Korniyenko joins Scott at the station and brings along a Casio ToneBank SA-9 Electronic Portable 32-Key Mini Keyboard
Day 160 – Scott miraculously shrinks from his original height of 5’ 10” to 5’ 6”, which is quite extraordinary because zero gravity typically has the opposite effect
Day 191 – The American and Russian duo become quite proficient in utilizing the Casio synthesizer for rhythm and synth bass arrangement, sound design, programming and horn arrangements
Day 194 – Scott and Mikhail record their first song together, “In the Space Tonight”
Day 250 – Scott files for divorce from his second wife of 12 years via satellite
Day 299 – Scott develops a British accent
Day 313 – Against all odds, Scott’s overall health is considered outstanding but he develops a butt chin
Day 320 – Scott and Mikhail record and produce the first ever full length movie soundtrack from Space
Day 336 – Scott decides to execute his Earth Comeback Tour
Day 340 – “Scott” returns to terra firma
Conclusion: 340 consecutive days in Space results in complete Phil Collins transformation
– Greg the Scientist
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