Cult: a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object.
Cult?: Return to Order
Other: The American TFP
Figure: Mr. John Whorevat III
Front: Highly superior religious scholars who have a plan to save the World by getting Walmart to stop selling Jesus toilet seat covers
Back: Control & Power for the Brazilian Uprising
Perceived Appeal: Gambling on the true and absolute religion to avoid possibility of going to HELL!!!XXX
$ Source: Brazilian Oil
Possible Downfall:
- Making False or Misleading Statements
- Science & Education
- Weird Stuff discovered on Whorevat III’s Computer
- Progress
- Nipples
- Positive Thoughts
- Non-Judgement
- SATAN!
- Luberals
- JC Pennys
- Hospitals
- Creativity
- Terrorists
- Mesh
- Acknowledgment of extraordinary historical achievements since the Bronze Age
- Vaccines
- Unpatriotic Traitors
- Demoncrats
- Jesus Toilet Seat Covers
- Netflix
- Amazon
- Bob Villa
- Women
- Jesus coming back to life and telling everyone these guys are Posers
- Molecules
- Mindfulness
- Hospitals
- Spandex
– Greg the Scientist
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