MR. UNITED STATES SECRETARY OF LAYBEAR
He Talks when you touch his heart!! Just a few of the programmed responses:
- Hi! I’m Acosta-Bear
- I’m head of the US Department of LayBear
- Will you lay with me?
- I went to Harvard
- Do you have a bunch of Money?
- Will you be my Friend?
- How many victims did you say?
- What victims?
- I love you!
- Plea deal. Yay!
- Will you lay with me again?
- Where are my friends?
- I went to Harvard
- I’m an attorney
- I have Miami Heat tickets? Anyone?
- Hello… Anyone…
- Raúl… Bubby… what do ya say? My parents were just fishing and the wind and current…total accident
- Mr. LaPierre… I love guns! Got a bump stock on right now. Let’s go get that lying scoundrel Oliver
- Mr. Jong… Hi! Dennis and I were talking about stuff at the Heat game the other day and…
- I GOT NO WHERE ELSE TO GO!
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