Make sure none of your relatives have done or will do Ancestry tests where DNA is involved.
And… Buy JC Penny stock!
This is kinda hypothetical but it would definitely work and yeild huge 💲💲💲
- Cheech leaves Chong which is good because Acosta will replace Cheech and Acosta has got nowhere else to go.
- Acosta and Chong will be the new face of the JC Penney rebrand (JCP) – Attorney with Labor Exp. ✔️, Marketing Genius ✔️
- JCP will focus on only hemp based renewable clothing & apparel, with all transactions in crypto – JC Penny must do something drastically different to survive their slow burn to oblivion.
- Recruit students from The Evergreen State College to manage the stores – these are probably smart kids and would thrive with a little direction and a new killer JCP BRAND
- Wait 5-10 years and sell your JCP stock (bought @ $0.92) which will be trading around $150/share.
- Retire, buy boat, and pay for your kids tuition at TESC
– Greg the Scientist
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