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Oh wow. Cool… An email from Rock Hard. Is this a new Cafe in town?

The curiosity is killing us! WHAT IS IT?!?!

  • We’ll… The secret originates from the Ancient Aztecs
  • Aztec King Montezuma II was renowned for sexual appetite and gargantuan boners. Even his XXXXXL Loin cloth couldn’t fully conceal his genitals.
  • The King drank from a golden goblet every day that contained a strange and potent “Resurrection Remedy” that made him hard all day long
  • Then the Spaniards rolled into town casting a cock block upon the King’s 24-7 Orgy-Fest
  • The King was so fertile that when the Spaniards captured him, an astonishing 50 of his wives were pregnant
  • The Spaniards tortured Montezuma for 31 days to obtain his secret “Resurrection Remedy”
  • Montezuma didn’t give into disclosing the secret until they threatened to vaporize his ginormous hardcock.
  • The Spaniards lied and vaporized his throbbing dong anyways and then killed him
  • With the Spaniard’s newfound secret, the royal family kept the concocktion close to the chest, heavily guarded by The Spanish Inferno (the private army of Maria Theresa of Spain)
  • In an attempt to end the long-standing war between Spain and France, Maria Theresa of Spain (MTS) agreed to marry the renowned limp dick, King Louis XIV of France.
  • To produce offspring and end the war, MTS shared the concocktion with Limpy Louis so he could get rock hard and last all night long.
  • Once Louis began taking the Resurrection Remedy, he couldn’t contain his hardness and appetite to just MTS. Things got so out of control, he produced hundreds of illegitimate children, MTS died, and the Church had to intervene to put an end to the throbbing madness.
  • The Church yelled at Louis and restricted his access to the concocktion, placing the secret under lock and key for DECADES.
  • But then, hundreds of years later, a man by the name of Dr. WOOD, miraculously stumbled upon ancient scriptures from the Church which accidentally released confidential documents as a part of a public disclosure due to a pending lawsuit.
  • Dr. WOOD had no idea what he had found! He only knew it looked super old, mysterious, and really important. And it was in an exotic scripture.
  • Dr. WOOD was intoxicated with curiosity, so he immediately contacted his college flat mate, Dr. Schlong, who was the world’s most renowned translator of ancient phallic scripture.
  • Dr. Schlong grinded away for 2 years and finally translated the scripture, which was a determined to be a list of relatively available natural substances and instructions on combining the substances into a concocktion simply named “Montezuma’s Secret”.
  • Montezuma’s Secret was then analyzed by Dr. WOOD who simplified the concocktion into 5 key nutrients – coined together as the “Firming Flavonoids”
  • Firming Flavonoids are in essence “super ingredients” that are responsible for giving fruits and vegetables their beautiful color.
  • And Firming Flavonoids will transform your dead limp manhood into a rock-hard bedroom soldier!
  • The Firming Flavonoids work by relieving constricted arteries in the penis
  • It’s scary but true – the penis is filled with arteries, just like the arteries in the heart.
  • BAD – When the penis arteries get clogged, the penis is unable to get rock-hard, resulting in frustration, reduced self work, divorce, and DEATH.
  • GOOD – When Firming Flavonoids are consumed regularly, the penis arteries are cleaned out like a power wash for your manhood, resulting in rock-hard cock, massive sex drive, increased IQ, and protection against heart disease.
  • If you want “Good” then you are ready for MONTEZUMA’S SECRET!
  • So now the decision is up to you: Either you accept the shame & embarrassment of looking down and seeing your joke of a shriveled manhood hanging on by a single vein and a few pubes OR
  • Risk NOTHING and treat yourself and your HOT SEXY LOVERS to ROCK-HARD CONFIDENCE knowing you can get as hard as you want whenever you want.
  • So Today you can get your very own bottle of Montezuma’s Secret for ONLY $69 delivered in a discrete package to your home!!
  • And give you 5 life-changing e-books and video programs valued at $237.91, but for ONLY $69!!
  • And if you are not man enough to handle the SHEER FURY of a BONER 4 DAYZ then simply get a 100% refund and keep the SECRET! – cuz you never know…
  • You risk NOTHING when you give MONTEZUMA’S SECRET a try TODAY

– GREG “THE RAGING” BONERIST

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