Burton Steedhorse 1.5

You are not going to find a sweeter deal than this gem! Maybe an emerald? Nestled in the heart of tranquility, this cozy homestead boasts a fireplace, ceilings, walls, floors, doors, knobs & windows filling the home with light from the actual sun. Sprawling backyard creates an oasis from the hustle and bustle of the vibrant City. The walkout basement has sex chamber potential & the 2nd story with 1/2 bath would make a magical master.

OR maybe this turd compound on 32 Acres could be ok:

It’s your decision… But remember – It’s not the size, quality or even the landscape that matters… IT’S THE STEED!”

– Agent Burton Steedhorse MLS #5318008