—-INCIDENT REPORT UPDATE—-
Incident Report: #20190000001
Time: 20190819 – 0639 (PCT)
Status: The Governor’s visit last week initiated an emergency repair directive, which was planned to begin this morning at 0600. However, the emergency repair crews were stifled by protestors who believe the environmental impacts have not been fully vetted. Then another group of protesters arrived to protest the protesters – claiming the brick repair hasn’t happened fast enough and the environmentalists are obstructing the Governor’s directive. At this point, only one thing is certain: KFC is going to sell a lotta buckets-o-bird.
RussianGoat 