—-INCIDENT REPORT UPDATE—-
Incident Report: #20190000001
Time: 20190825 – 1904 (PCT)
Status: MISSION COMPROMISED…
Following the Governor’s visit, subsequent emergency repair directive, and then aggressive protests, RGODA and ERRORS have encountered a grave discovery…
After reviewing footage of the recent protests with our patent pending – Facial Enhancement Analysis Recognition (FEAR) software, RGODA has made an astounding discovery that could not only jeopardize the brick settlement repair, but shake the very foundation of our nation… 
FEAR software honed in on one of the Protesters holding a “FREE MANSON” sign. And it is with 99.987% accuracy, we have determined that this person is not an actual protester but a “Deep State” mole sent by the Trilateral Commission to sabotage the brick repair and simultaneously collapse our Country’s financial system.
F.E.A.R. SOFTWARE ENHANCE MODE RESULTS:
Richard Lee is an American “Journalist” known for his conspiracy theories involving Kurt Cobain. In reality, Mr. Lee is a deep cover agent for the Trilateral Commission and the real murderer of Kurt Cobain. He is now out to ruin RGODA and all that we stand for.
Next Steps: RGODA is in the process of assessing the damage that Richard Lee may have inflicted on our mission to repair the brick. It’s likely that Mr. Lee’s diabolical sabotage actions may not be fully understood for quite some time. Therefore, RGODA is conducting a comprehensive investigation into this compromised mission prior to the commencement any repairs.
The safety measures in place have been inspected, reinspected, and an inspection audit has been completed and verified twice – just this evening. We will continue to monitor the situation very closely to ensure the public is safe and personal consciousness levels meet or exceed the strict guidelines established in the RGODA Code & Regulations Manual. Also, if anyone sees or has seen Richard Lee, it’s ok to panic, but call 911 too. Our mission at this time is balancing on the edge of a knife. God speed balls… 
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