Izznocurrency 1.5

Bitcoin – Invented by Satoshi Nakamoto around 2008, Bitcoin (BTC) is the first and most important cryptocurrency ever created by man. Nakamoto’s original intent was to develop an “Ass-to-Mouth” Electronic Cash System. Transactions are executed via a technique called blockchain, which is just a fancy way of saying: public nodal cryptographic network distribution ledgers.

Politicians and old people are skeptical about Bitcoin’s legitimacy even though the kid from The Mighty Ducks, who played the young version of Emilio Estevez’s character, recently purchased a $1.2M home in the Netherlands using Bitcoin.

The “Kings of Bitcoin” are two offspring produced by the same pregnancy, known as the Winklevossholes. Legend has it that the Winklevossholes were developed from one zygote which split during pregnancy and formed two embryos: Cameron and Tyler. And they are totally manly, handsome and sexy! Tyler is our Fav…

Exchange Rate: One (1) Bitcoin = Eight (8) Anaheim Ducks Season Tickets (two seats-all regular season home games). A value of over 650 games of hockey!