I bet you all thought the old Capitol Hill Ambassador couldn’t get anymore classy… well… FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
We went all in with the MAGA SPECIAL upgrade! Upgrades include new flooring, carpet, red paint & refreshed kitchen with new BUY RUSSIAN appliances, new indoor shooting range, and spacious sex chamber. HUUUGE walk-in closet, utility assault weapons closet. Unit has secure garage TRUCK parking spot. 50′ Iron & reinforced WALL has been constructed around entire building perimeter with DMZ entryway retrofit. Convenient to murder marts, titty bars and titty bars. Dysfunctional HOA w/ BILLIONS in reserves. No rental cap but lifetime supply of red MAGA caps!!
It’s your decision… But remember – It’s not the size, quality or even the landscape that matters… IT’S THE STEED!”
– Agent Burton Steedhorse MLS #5318008
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