After years of planning, research, focus groups, and micro-dosing; we believe that the the code has been cracked. We proudly present to you: The Most Handsomestly Man in the World
How did we get here?
We started with a theoretical scientific framework that is too complicated to explain, however it does involve a blend of M-Theory, Toadplay, Gluons, Distributer Caps, Baryons, Hardons, Pheromones, RNA Mobility Patterns, and Boys’ Life. Not only did our framework contain over 100K (Thousand with a “K”) dynamic variables, there were over 10B (Billion with a “B”) assumptions. We utilized over 59 server farms in the highlands of Eastern Washington to compute Trillions (Trillion with a “T”) permutations and iterations with continuous algorithmic calibrations monitored & controlled by our patented Monty Carlos method.
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THE RESULTS WILL ASTOUND YOU!!!!!!!!!!
So who is The Most Handsomestly Man in the World? We’ll… It’s really a combination of two men:
The Most Handsomestly Man in the World
– Greg the Scientist
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