Genome Investigations Zeitgeist (GIZ) will change the culture of the cancer culture
“Be careful what you wish for… It might be you too? OR WORSE!”, says Wayne Szalinski as he takes a huge rip off a miniature hatchet that is modified for the use of inhaling drugs. Wayne has a lot to be proud of, as he rightfully should. It was just over a year ago when Wayne came up with the idea for GIZ after he was forced out of his high ranking position at a “prestigious” Scientific R&D Firm when pictures of him surfaced from the 90s dressed in a halloween costume depicting the popular Saturday Night Live Character “Pat”.
For those of you that remember, Pat was an androgynous fictional character that played off people’s inability to determine Pat’s true gender. At the time, the cancer culture caught wind of Wayne’s actions and then posted them on the internet, demanding for his immediate termination. Instead of standing up to the “outraged” mob of DEMANDERS, Wayne resigned because he had a “better” idea and a newfound amount of time on his hands.
Wayne’s 💡(in particular order):
1. Identify the DEMANDERS to better understand the origin of the cancerous rage
2. Obtain genome data from DEMANDERS by any means necessary
3. Analyze & Trace genome data through DEMANDERS family ancestry going back up to 20,000 years
4. Identify incriminating horrific actions from all DEMANDERS and their ancestral genome – Actions to include but not limited to: stealing, deceit, cheating, hostage taking, wife beating, porno, STD transmission, power mongering, witch burning, tailgating, cat mutilating, blackmailing, black-facing, betrayal, racism, penis exaggeration, extortion, stalking, homicide, racial slurs, serial killing, homophobia, fact hiding, terrorism, vandalism, pimping, pluralistic ignorance, cannibalism, organized crime, pillaging, toadplay, blue-facing, conning, kidnapping, beastiality, torturing, no-tipping, manslaughter, human trafficking, substance abusing, adultery, yellow-facing, retards, hotboxing, road raging, genital exposure, dog kicking, greed, drugs, autoerotic asphyxiation, racketeering, rumor spreading, masturbation, no-facing, polluting, unwanted sexual advances, sexual slavery, self righteousness, genocide, pretentiousness, inappropriate touching, burglary, rape, bullying, poaching, bad parenting, trespassing, pedophilia, littering, suppression, and arson.
5. Present the incriminating horrific actions to the Demanders to show them what they really are made of
6. Post the Demanders incriminating horrific actions to the internet, identifying their complicity in everything bad in this world
7. Demand for the Demanders to be terminated from their positions – Since the Demanders are a direct result of their ancestral genome, they are the current living record of the past horrific actions of their ancestors, and now must pay the price.
8. Watch reruns of Family Ties and Unsolved Mysterious and eat popcorn
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