⚠️According to our research, these shoes appear to be overpriced⚠️
✅ We discovered some alternatives that are way cooler and cost much less.
- Alternative 1: JSLEAP – BLADE ZONE X. Awesome graphics and killer hexo-web soles @ 2.5% the cost of ‘Alien’.
- Alternative 2: UMYOGO – EARTH RAIDER. Radical teflon exoskeleton with State-of-the-art mitochondrial macro soles @ 2.3% the cost of ‘Alien’.
- Alternative 3: JIZZSEEKER IV – COMBUSTIONATOR RELOAD. Hot flame graphic integration with inter-membrane flavonoid space soles @ 2.5% the cost of ‘Alien’.
With the $1,500 savings by selecting one of these superior alternatives, one could contribute $ for future retirement, give to a local charity, or buy a nice sleeping bag.
– Greg the Scientist
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