This may come in handy. I was only touching myself to stay awake while driving. I got off on my first DWM, but am still on probation.
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Having trouble deciphering what is real or fake? And possibly absorbing total bullshit into your brain, which then affects your actions and decisions? Well, THE REALITY RECONCILER can help!
- If you are not sure about something in particular that is straining your mind;
- Simply piss into the microchip hopper tank;
- Flip the switch;
- Wait 25 seconds;
- Position your face directly in front of the reality enlightenment zone;
- And take three deep breaths once the truth steam is released;
- Wait another 25 seconds;
- Then the reality will be unveiled directly inside your brain!
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